"Well, I suppose I'll take that as a compliment. 'Properly shaped for jeans'. Not exactly what I was aiming for when trying to get you to loosen your fashion standards."
He paused.
"Would you wear jeans if they were tartan? Oh! Like Roger in RENT."
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"Well, I suppose I'll take that as a compliment. 'Properly shaped for jeans'. Not exactly what I was aiming for when trying to get you to loosen your fashion standards."
He paused.
"Would you wear jeans if they were tartan? Oh! Like Roger in RENT."